how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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