no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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