Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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