The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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