so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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