But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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