i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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