How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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