I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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