Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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