I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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