That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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