if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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