wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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