I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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