Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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