Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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