Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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