Christians are straight up FREAKS
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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