we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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