my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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