if you like me you must not know who I am
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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