No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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