they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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