If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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