Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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