Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hippo gnu deer
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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