Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
