Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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