Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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