if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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