All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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