Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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