Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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