He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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