Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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