there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
you never un-have a 4some
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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