New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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