Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
