I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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