hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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