STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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