I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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