We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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