Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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