whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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