apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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