Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish i was in the wii world.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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