I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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