I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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