would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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