Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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