I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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