Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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