Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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