he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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