did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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