You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
one two three fourrrrnication!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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