this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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