I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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