we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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